Sometimes I wonder why I'm single

The tragic fairytale that is my life. Actually it's not a fairytale... it's just tragic.
I’ve had better days

I’ve had better days

Flat mates conversations

Possums are just like… Well I mean they’re not feral right? Aren’t they on one of our coins? God wouldn’t put a feral animal on our coins. Or the Queen, or whatever.


We’ve all been thinking it… ice cream Kony

We’ve all been thinking it… ice cream Kony

(Source: lawrencehmmmmm)

But Seriously

But Seriously

The Adelaide and Edward street scatter crossing is without a doubt the most terrifying part of my journey to and from work.

What’s the difference between hakuna matata and hakula makana? Apparently a monkey and no worries.

Truth.

Truth.